Hey Lady,
Just because I brought by own bag to Target today when I needed to pick up diapers, wipes, sand toys, laundry detergent, and light bulbs it does NOT mean that I wanted to bag my own items. It also does not mean that I deserved a heavily burdened sigh or eye roll from you. What it does mean is that I have enough plastic Target bags to line my bathroom can, and therefore do not want to gather more of those wasteful pains-in-the-ass that are always flying up into the trees on Garners Ferry Road during storms. What it does mean is that I actually remembered to be a responsible Target shopper for once. I did not mean to inconvenience you and ruin your day. I wonder what else ruins your day... trees? Puppies? Smiles? How about Earth Day?
Sheesh.
2 comments:
That made me laugh so hard I was crying! Excellent, just terrific!
Oh love a Dear Target letter. We need to write them more often and CC the GM.
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